Most delays in the Parliament arena
Are by Abbott and Pyne’s demeanour
And as usual they’ll claim
That Julia’s to blame
Wish they’d both take their hands off their wiener.

Abbott and Pyne the marauders
Are in love with the words, “Standing Orders”
They waste time to suspend
Knowing it will upend
The Parliament into disorder.

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  1. frontad84 says:

    Abbott thinks with his new phase
    Of his ex Labour Minister praise
    We’ll forget all the shit
    They got from this git
    With his half witted erratic displays

    The Press, make Mr Rabbitt’s brow furrow
    For the quizzing can get pretty thorough
    When curly questions they throw
    He acts like a doe
    And scurries away to his burrow

    Tony Abbott is at it again
    With Faceless Men addling his brain
    The wingnutted git
    Gibbers drayloads of shit
    Giving everyone listening pain.

    Tony Abbott was aware of the date
    Kevin Rudd had set for Debate
    But the wingnutted runt
    Was frightened to front
    Cos he knew that he just didn’t rate

    Tony Abbott the master of stealth
    Today is shitting himself
    For in a Debate
    Knows he just doesn’t rate
    So not good for Liberal health.

    Some Catholics think Tony’s a Saint
    But look closer you’ll find that he aínt
    For he’s not had a Miracle
    Sometimes gets hysterical
    And should be kept in a constraint

    Lying Tony has proved he’s a smarty
    So to keep Aussie hale and hearty
    And to fulfill your dreams
    Please shit on the schemes
    Of Abbott’s Misogynist Party.

    Tony Abbott incessantly emotes
    With his bleating of “Tow back the boats”
    Like a bloody cracked record
    Echoed by the discord
    Of his team of Liberal goats.

    Wing nutted “Flim Flam” and blubberguts “Guff”
    Look like they’re doing it tough
    For them things get worse
    Aint’ jealousy a curse
    Since Rudd put the Libs in the rough.

    For Mr “Flim Flam” and “Guff” it gets worse
    And showing jealousy is a great curse
    They’re now doing it tough
    Soon will run out of puff
    Since Rudd put the Libs in reverse.

    Today Tony Abbott the bum
    Let a grain of truth from his mouth come
    When he said, “”You can bet
    What Libs promise you’ll get!”
    By wiping all the good Labours done.

    Question Abbott the Rhodes Scholar star
    And his answer will start with “Look Ah!”
    Then his slimy tongue
    Spits the usual dung
    With the same old bullshit, thus far

    How could anyone believe Abbott’s stand
    With Margie there holding his hand
    Do Libs think this will change
    Voters view of this mange
    Or their lying Liberal brand?

    Abbott’s looking like he needs a dummy
    With hand being held by Mummy
    This wing nutted prick
    Make voters feel sick
    With his Political tactics so crumby

    Abbott of late takes the stand
    With Mummy holding his hand
    Making him look a fool
    Which of course is real cool
    Cos’ it fucks up the Liberal brand.

    It just shows you Abbott’s pea brain
    Saying Invisible Substance to blame
    Something you can’t see
    So we all wish that he
    And his Misogynist Mob were the same.

    Holier than thou Tony Abbott
    The liar who mimics a rabbit
    Sings new Hypocrites song
    “Punish those that do wrong”
    While ignoring his own evil habit.

    Don’t care if I’m thought a smarty
    But my verse can’t be hale and hearty
    While the lying Tony Abbott
    Leads his band of rabbits
    One’s obliged to heap shit on his party.

    When you next see and hear Abbott’s hoo-ha
    Ask yourself would you buy a used car
    From someone with the look
    Of a cheap lying crook
    And the mouth of a squawking galah.

    Mr Abbott’s still saying “I think”
    And licking his lips like a Skink
    But while he keeps on crowing
    There’s no way of knowing
    To what depths of lying he’ll sink.

    Tony Abbott sure has a crust
    When he asks folks “Who do you trust”
    Shows this slimy insect
    Who displays no respect
    Thinks our heads are full of sawdust.

    Why do mothers let Abbott kiss babies?
    With the chance he may give them Scabies
    Or Flu or Rubella
    Mumps, Salmonella
    Or some terrible disease like Rabies.

    To Abbott and Hockey 3 cheers
    For entertainment the last 3 years
    Not for Leadership they lacked
    But for their great comedy act
    And rendition of Noddy and Big ears

    “Peter Beatty,” Abbott did fart,
    “Is a self confessed Media Tart”
    Which is many grades higher
    Than a self confessed liar
    Like Abbott and his Liberal shitcart.

    THE LNP
    Loathsome Abbott along with his Acolytes
    Wants to see the Libs name up in lights
    But with loads of Negativity
    And not a trace of humility
    We’d be ruled by bloodsucking Parasites.

    To gain power was Abbott’s great itch
    And as PM mollycoddle the rich
    But he’ll wake up one morn
    And realise he’s the pawn
    And will always be Murdoch’s bitch.

    With most of the Media on side
    Abbott can afford to look snide
    As they do him the favour
    To heap shit onto Labour
    They’ll do anything for Murdoch’s Bride.

    Take a “Crystal Clear” look at this man
    And his motley Liberal clan
    Who are in league with the devil
    And in time will dishevel
    Australia with their idiot plan.

    With “Look- Ah!” and “So Crystal Clear”
    And grimace from ear to ear
    Abbott thinks he has class
    Rhodes Scholar? – My arse!
    Kick him out or start living in fear.

    Tony Abbott’s bid for more votes
    Involves buying back all the boats
    Hair brained and unchecked
    And about what you’d expect
    From that band of Liberal goats.

    “Look at our record,”Abbott says every hour
    That’s the bleat that’s fast turning sour
    From this drivelling hood
    If the Libs were so good
    Why the hell did they ever lose power.

    “Look at our record,” Abbott says with a glower
    (That’s the cracked one we hear every hour)
    With it’s Liberal spew
    And if it was true
    Stands to reason they’d still be in power.

    Murdoch’s Media use all their means
    To gloss over Abbott’s pipe dreams
    In an effort to paint
    The rogue as a saint
    And support all his evil schemes.

    Tony Abbott raves on and on
    About his record he claims is spot on
    So before wasting your vote
    On this Liberal goat
    Read: phoneytonyabbott.com

    If the Misogynist Party was wise
    It would stop echoing all Abbotts lies
    Which in the long run
    Will bring them undone
    And a Party that all will despise

  2. frontad84 says:

    Abbott hides behind Mummy
    Sucking away at his thumby
    And with incredible effrontory
    Thinks he’ll run our Country
    Not likely you wing nutted dummy

    It’s hard to believe Abbott’s Margie
    And all of her argie bargie
    But as loyal wives should
    She’s sheilding the hood
    Lest he lapse into deep lethargy.

    Even though he resembles a chimp
    His words are not ever limp
    But now enter Margie
    With her argie bargie
    Which has made Abbott look like a wimp

    Abbott hides behind wife for protection
    Hoping for image perfection
    And then has the gall
    To think we’ll all fall
    Into making him our selection.

    With less personality than a gum tree
    Tony Abbott has the effrontory
    And also the gall
    To think we’ll all fall
    Into letting this wimp run our Country.

    Tony Abbott has the effrontory
    To think he can run our Country
    Whilst he hides behind Mummy
    Sucking his thumby
    Not likely you wing nutted dummy.

    The names Abbott and Bishop do bring
    To the Libs a religious ring
    So along with George Pell
    They may all end in Hell
    When Our Maker his doing his thing.

    Abbott’s really no man of conviction
    Careless handling of truth an affliction
    Blends lies with the facts
    Credibility lacks
    With his truth being stranger than fiction.

    Tony Abbott’s led many attacks
    Upon Labour without these true facts
    That other Nations indeed
    Are already in the lead
    And have brought in their own Carbon Tax.

    Abbott and Hockey’s main goal
    Is to lower the Governments Poll
    But with their present lying
    Re the Planes not flying
    They’ve dug themselves into a hole.

    Mr Abbott’s constant discord
    Sounds like a bloody cracked record
    At best full of shit
    And a blind hypocrite
    One hopes he will fall on his sword.

    Tony Abbott has now become boring
    And politically no longer scoring
    We are sick of this jockey
    And the blubbering Hockey
    From whose lips the bullshit keeps pouring.

    Abbott, Hockey and Pyne
    The three ring circus combine
    With Abbott the ringmaster
    Hockey the disaster
    And Pyne with his incessant whine.

    Most delays in the Parliament arena
    Are by Abbott and Pyne’s demeanour
    And as usual they’ll claim
    That Julia’s to blame
    Wish they’d both take their hands off their wiener.

    Abbott and Pyne the marauders
    Are in love with the words, “Standing Orders”
    They waste time to suspend
    Knowing it will upend
    The Parliament into disorder.

    Tony Abbott sure has a crust
    To be asking ,”Who do you trust”?
    From a self confessed liar
    Whose done nothing to inspire
    All Aussies should treat with disgust.

    Currently Abbott seems cool
    And looking much less of a fool
    He’s stopped saying, “I think’
    So maybe the Fink
    Is attending a gents Charm School.

    Mr Abbott’s right into the fray
    Spouting his bullshit each day
    But remember it was he
    Who said on TV
    “You can’t believe all that I say.”

    Self confessed liar Mr Abbott
    Knocks everything just out of habit
    Bullshitting the mob
    Cause he wants the top job
    And Murdoch will help him to grab it.

    If that Liberal sleeze Tony Abbott
    Ever reaches the top we’ve all had it
    With his Bugs Bunny ears
    And his jeers and leers
    We’d be better off electing a rabbit.

    Beware ye all of the song
    Tony Abbott transmits to the throng
    For his aim is to fool ya
    Into forsaking Julia
    Whether it’s right or it’s wrong.

    Mr Abbott once publicly stated
    That the truth from his lips was negated
    Now this jerk has the gall
    To believe we’ll all fall
    For the bullshit he’s now advocated.

    The self confessed liar Mr Abbott
    The guy who acts like a rabbit
    Though he’s top of the Libs
    He’s admitted to fibs
    And it seems he can’t break the habit

    Apart from the sarcastic jeers
    Tony Abbott hands out to his peers
    When he goes to bed
    And lays down his head
    How the fuck does he manage those ears?

    To get the top job Tony Abbott
    Digs lots of dirt, to grab it
    With his Bugs Bunny ears
    And his jeers and leers
    We’d be better off electing a rabbit.

    Tony Abbott who must have his say
    Spouting bullshit in his stilted way
    With his lies and his pose
    Like Pinnochio’s nose
    His ears grow larger each day.

    Tony Abbott you always breathe fire
    And your ego could’nt be higher
    But each time you drool
    You look more of a fool
    Don’t forget you’re a self confessed liar.

    Tony Abbott’s verbal diarrhea
    Is always made so “Crystal Clear”
    Just well the sane folk
    Treat him as a joke
    Saying, “Tony for PM, no fear!”

    When Abbott is having a bitch
    Don’t be fooled with his lies or his pitch
    When it comes to your purse
    Robin Hood in reverse
    Will rob all the poor for the rich.

    Having Abbott the liar in mind
    For PM would be so unkind
    To the whole Aussie race
    In fact a disgrace
    And a total insult to mankind.

    If you searched all the world you’d not find
    Another with Abbott’s like mind
    That sneering face
    Is a bloody disgrace
    And a total insult to mankind

    As a Poly Abbotts a farce
    And totally out of his class
    Those ears as handles
    Would delight the bum vandals
    Maybe should have been selling his arse.

    Abbott’s act of raking manure
    Shows the public that he’s immature
    With his ravings so wild
    Like a spoiled brat child
    His fans become fewer and fewer.

    The sneering opportunist Mr Abbott
    When something bad happens will grab it
    And in order to fool ya
    Will blame it on Julia
    Please Australia! Wake up to this rabbit.

    The sick hypocritical Tony
    Makes it obvious he’s just a phoney
    Digging dirt is his game
    And in order to shame
    Dribbles his shit and baloney

    The sick Politician named Tony
    Shows all Aussies he’s just a big phoney
    With his digging of dung
    And use of forked tongue
    That dribbles his shit and baloney.

    Tony Abbott has now become boring
    And politically no longer scoring
    Like the typical rabbit
    Knocking up out of habit
    And is someone we should be ignoring.

    You could’nt call Abbott bewitching
    With his moaning, whining and bitching
    His Party should flick
    The loud mouthed prick
    And to a new leader be switching

    Tony Abbott always looks dapper
    Unlike the shit from his yapper
    That spouts foolish notions
    His only good motions
    Being those he leaves in the Crapper.

    When Abbott starts in to jeer
    With a leer from ear to ear
    His mouth dribbles shit
    And reminds you a bit
    Of an arsole with bad diarrhoea.

    Sleazy Abbott who acts like a clown
    In his all out bid for the crown
    Has dribbled enough shit
    To fill a great pit
    One hopes he’ll fall in it and drown.

    Hypocritical Abbotts so clinical
    In his all out bid for the pinnacle
    He’s an obvious crook
    Which matches the look
    On that sneering face so cynical.

    It’s a pity that Liberal mob
    Has Abbott not fit for the job
    If they had any brains
    They’d give Malcolm the reins
    And dispense with that wingnutted yob.

    Tony Abbott who thinks he’s a spunk
    I predict will demise with a clunk
    For his actions and ways
    Shows his fisticuff days
    Have really left him punch drunk.

    Abbott’s really no man of conviction
    Careless handling of truth an affliction
    Blends lies with the facts
    Credibility lacks
    With his truth being stranger than fiction.

    Anti Abbott ladies please note
    He’s wearing a different coat
    By pushing Pollie Pedal
    He hopes for a medal
    And to win the Female Vote.

    Anti Abbott ladies please note
    He’s wearing a different coat
    And is now using Margie
    With her Argy Bargy
    To influence the Female Vote.

    Today’s bullshit, by Abbott “The Can”
    Shows he’s totally unsure of his plan
    Back to saying, ”I THINK”
    And now the rat fink
    Has added “IF WE CAN!” “IF WE CAN!”

    Mix Liberally red faced Pyne-o
    With Abbott’s thick skin of a Rhino
    Chuck Joe in the pot
    And what have you got?
    A trio lower than the Lino

    Mr. Abbott the Julia hater
    Does all that he can to bait her
    God help all us folk
    If were stuck with this bloke
    Whose nothing but a bloody Dictator.

    As well as his Catholic Credos
    Abbott tries to show off his Libidos
    Like the Macho display
    Demonstrated one day
    When he stuffed a big sock in his Speedo’s

    The Liberal Party’s a League
    Of liars, deceit, and intrigue
    Matching Tony’s obsession
    With bullshit and aggression
    And of acting like mad Captain Queeg

    I was baptised a Mick true to tell
    But never fell under their spell
    So I’m sure God won’t send
    Me to Hell at the end
    With Abbott, Bishop and Pell.

    Of the Libs everyone should have fears
    Pyne and Abbott will bring us to tears
    If their actions were’nt serious
    One would laugh till delirious
    At their impressions of Noddy and Big Ears

    Over their farcical last 6 years
    Pyne and Abbott brought laughter to tears
    Which have rolled down our legs
    Watching these rotten eggs
    With impressions of Noddy and Big Ears

    Although some say Kevin’s a Devil
    I believe he’s dead on the level
    And I’d rather go
    With the Devil I know
    Than let Big Ears the Country dishevel.

    There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
    A trio destined for Hell
    And they’ll probably dine
    With Hockey and Pyne
    That’s if Satan can stand the foul smell.

    There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
    A trio destined for Hell
    Along with Joe Hockey
    Who plays with his cocky
    And Christopher Pyne as well

    Of his PLAN Tony Abbott did crow
    But at Pearly Gates Peter said, “No,
    You maybe a Mick
    You hypocritical prick
    But your place is with Pell down below.”

    Abbott tries bringing undone
    Certain Poli’s for things they have done
    Says, they lie every day
    But you know what they say
    It really does take one to know one.

    Like a weak and boring Sitcom
    I reckon Tony Abbott will bomb
    Find the truth re this Blight
    On impartial Website
    (phonytonyabbott.com)

    No way could you call Abbott hearty
    In fact each of the Libs is a smarty
    And behind their façade
    No female regard
    From this cynical Misogynist Party.

    Drooling messages so“Crystal Clear”
    While grimacing from ear to ear
    This Misogynist Lib
    Licks his lips with each fib
    Abbott’s agenda is something to fear

  3. frontad84 says:

    The Libs elected by Media and luck
    After 3 days were coming unstuck
    With their Policies planned
    Getting right out of hand
    Caused by all Abbott’s lying the Shmuck.

    Tony Abbott gave cause for dismay
    With disgusting cold hearted display
    After it was described
    How soldiers had died
    “Shit happens” was all he could say.

    Please allow me to offer advice
    Reject this cold piece of ice
    Who with gall and effrontery
    Will stuff up our Country
    Please God next time you’ll think twice.

    In his efforts the public to win
    Tony uses political spin
    But it all falls flat
    As the wing nutted rat
    Dribbles usual shit down his chin.

    Abbott’s now having a ball
    But most of Libs policies gall
    So when they don’t work
    The wing nutted jerk
    Must be held responsible for all

    Many of us know Abbott’s a smarty
    But as Leader of The Misogynist Party
    When his policies don’t work
    This wingnutted jerk
    IS THE TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE PARTY.

    Whatever the name of their game
    The Libs always will be the same
    When they fuck up the Nation
    Their one consolation
    Will be that Abbott’s entirely to blame

    Soldiers deaths reported today
    Makes one wonder what Abbott did say
    Did he once more comment
    Re this horrific event
    In his usual disgusting way?

    Tony Abbott’s now top of the game
    With delusions of fame to his name
    Has control of his zoo
    And of all that they do
    But when all turns to shit he’s to blame.

    Many of us know Abbott’s a smarty
    With demeanour lacking hale and hearty
    So when the wingnutted jerk’s
    Policies don’t work
    It makes him the responsible party.`

    Tony Abbott raves on and on
    About his record he claims is spot on
    So before your sucked in
    With his bullshit and spin
    Read: PHONEYTONYABBOTT.COM

    Trident, Tail and sinister leer
    Tony Abbott is something to fear
    As he sings Satan’s song
    You can bet before long
    His horns will start to appear.

    Please allow me to offer advice
    To reject this cold piece of ice
    So unless you’re a fool
    And believe Abbott’s drool
    Don’t make the same mistake twice.

    If your mystified how, where and when
    The human race started, well then
    Read Charles Darwin’s Theory
    And if you still want to query
    Take a good look at Abbott PM.

    OR

    If your wanting real proof
    Take a look at that goofy
    Thing that is now our PM.

    With two Bishops and Cardinal Pell
    And being a Catholic as well
    Tony Abbott the liar
    Acts like the Messiah
    But he can’t cover up Satan’s Smell.

    Lots of folk on Abbott will heap
    Loads of shit and say that he’s cheap
    But I feel that is cruel
    To the wing nutted fool
    Being too high a praise for the creep.

    Pre Election there was a great scrimmage
    In an effort to improve Abbott’s image
    They made use of his daughters
    As faithful supporters
    But misfired on the family man’s visage

    Abbott that wing nutted cretin
    With his maniacle lopsided grin
    Has shown he’s a wanker
    Sucking up to Sri Lanka
    Then Indonesia/Aussie chagrin.
    OR
    Abbott that wing nutted goblin
    With his maniacal lop sided grin
    Is a bloody great farce
    Licking Sri-Lanka’s arse
    And alienating Indonesia the Cretin

    The PM with his wing nutted mush
    Must have his brain in his tush
    For the statements he makes
    Usually end up mistakes
    Which reminds one of President Bush.

    As a hypocrite he could’nt get higher
    To wreck Gonski he did conspire
    While he slithers and slides
    This snake has the hide
    To deny his agreements, THE LIAR.

    On his one hundredth day I could heave
    For there’s Aussies who still can’t believe
    That Abbott’s a devil
    Who will quickly dishevel
    Our Country and our freedom relieve

    To his goons he’ll be having his say
    “I will start to fuck up today
    All the good Labours done
    Boy! I’ll really have fun
    On this my one hundredth day.”

    Today Tony Abbott’s no hero
    And fast becoming a zero
    Folks are opening their eyes
    And beginning to despise
    This Dictator worse than a Nero.

    Surely now his supporters see Big Ears
    Is fulfilling the Sane Voters fears
    With all promises spoken
    Being costantly broken
    God help us if he lasts 3 years.

    There are thousands of Voters dejected
    And from Liberals have surely defected
    Now that they’re awake
    To that wing nutted snake
    And the lies he told pre elected.

    Abbott’s agenda was plain
    And you did’nt need half of a brain
    To know his only ambition
    Was to reach top position
    And see his name in the hall of fame.

    Now he’s playing the Dictator game
    With a brain that’s right out of train
    If he lasts for 3 years
    We’d be dead twixt the ears
    If we let him be PM again.
    OR
    Now he’s acting like Saddam Hussein
    The Dictator out of his brain

    What a mess Australia is in
    Since Murdoch rigged Liberal’s win
    I think futures not sunny
    As I sit on the dunny
    Giving birth to Tony Abbott’s twin.

    Some people praise Abbott’s format
    Whilst others will call him a pratt
    And there’s those he makes aggro
    But of course they all know
    He’s as cunning as a shithouse rat.

    When Tony Abbott won there were cheers
    From supporters who then had no fears
    Now they’d like to back track
    From that megalomaniac
    And cheers have now turned to jeers.

    Thousands thought Abbott the exception
    Who would never stoop to deception
    But this self professed liar
    Spawned in Hell’s fire
    Has ruined their powers of perception.

    Abbott lovers are starting to grieve
    For they realise now, and can’t believe
    Anything spewing out
    From the glib lying mouth
    Of this man who was born to deceive.

    As a hypocrite Abbott’s the epitome
    With each broken promise a litany
    By supporting this prick
    Your either rich or your sick
    And urgently need Leucotomy.

    The agenda of the evil Mad Monk
    Is that of a Dictator drunk
    With the power to destroy
    Everything we enjoy
    Let us pray it backfires on the skunk.

    The agenda of the evil Mad Monk
    Smells like a fetid dead skunk
    But like Dictators all
    When he surely will fall
    We’ll all celebrate and get drunk.

  4. frontad84 says:

    Like a weak and boring Sitcom
    I reckon Tony Abbott will bomb
    Find the truth re this Blight
    On impartial Website
    (phonytonyabbott.com)

    No way could you call Abbott hearty
    In fact each of the Libs is a smarty
    And behind their façade
    No female regard
    From this cynical Misogynist Party.

    Drooling messages so“Crystal Clear”
    While grimacing from ear to ear
    This Misogynist Lib
    Licks his lip with each fib
    Abbott’s agenda is something to fear

    Tony Abbott is obviously sick
    With a brain as thick as a brick
    If you are right in the head
    Please don’t let us be led
    By this wingnutted lunatic

    The Labour Party had become lax
    But you can’t get away from the facts
    Now they’re in a position
    To fuck the Coalition
    Tony will be shitting his dacks

    Was a pity to see Julia go
    But at least we’ve still got a show
    Of winning the Election
    Although some defection
    By Members was quite a blow

    If the Misogynist Party was wise
    It would stop emulating Abbott’s lies
    Which in the long run
    Will bring them undone
    And a Party that all will despise.

    Abbott tries to act like he’s cool
    But his mouth belies that with his drool
    Now he’s using his daughters
    To con new supporters
    Just who is he trying to fool.

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